Your AI-Generated Codebase is Haunted.

Does This Sound Like You?

"It's not really coding - I see things, say things, run things, copy-paste things, and then it mostly works."
— A grown adult describing software development

• Your production system is held by digital duct tape and a collection of brittle prompts.
• "Senior developer" now means "person who can most effectively beg the AI to explain why the login function calls itself recursively"
• Your team spends more time asking AI to debug AI-generated code than solving actual problems
• You've got thousands of potential customers and investors who think you're the next unicorn...

But you know when it's time to scale, you'll have over 9,000 files of uncommented AI spaghetti and exactly zero people who understand how any of it works.

Do not despair. We will expel the demon spirit of Claude Code from your monorepo.

The Truth About Vibe-Driven-Development

You're not alone. While everyone's been jumping headfirst into the AI coding revolution, we've been tracking the warning signs:

• In 2025, the average company abandoned 46% of AI proof-of-concepts rather than deploying them, according to S&P Global.
• In Stack Overflow’s developer survey, almost half (45%) of professional developers believe AI tools are bad or very bad at handling complex tasks.
• An analysis of 800 developers using AI coding assistants by Uplevel Data Labs found that they introduced 41% more bugs compared to developers not using them
• Stanford University research found that 40% of code suggested by coding assistants contained security vulnerabilities.

The reality is, even if you manage to get a proof-of-concept working for a short demo, most AI-first startups hit an architectural wall around Series A, and the survivors pay 5-10x more to rebuild from scratch.

We Will Salvage Your Vibe-Coded Work

Who are we? Our Vibe Busters are senior engineers with decades of experience, who are also excited about AI. We have 20+ years working on projects as senior engineers and fractional CTOs. We've touched cutting edge engineering problems and made them scale. We've built startups and maintained them and seen them sold.

What we do We don't just "fix bugs." We offer a range of services, from detailed assessments with recommendations to developing maintainable systems for your codebase.

Our Vibe-Unfucking Process

• Phase 1: The Seance (Code Audit). We map your technical debt, identify performance bottlenecks, security gaps, and maintainability issues. You get a custom analysis with prioritized fixes, aka an overdue Tech Due Diligence.
• Phase 2: The Exorcism (Strategic Refactoring). We extract working business logic, eliminate duplicates, and make your code human-readable. No full rewrites—surgical improvements that preserve functionality.
• Phase 3: The Cleansing (Future-Proofing). Documentation, testing, team training. Your developers can finally understand and modify their own codebase. MCPs be gone.

Our Founding Client Offer

• Free first assessment - Initial 30-minute assessment call at no charge, including prioritization of problem areas and performance/security vulnerability breakdowns
• Senior engineers only - We've pushed to prod and proudly wear our scars.